Everywhere I look
There's a tiny digital Hitler
Operating in my head
Pissing in my flowerbed

Everywhere I look
There's a tiny digital Hitler
Sending letters to my bank
Sugar in my petrol tank

Everything will be so perfect
All the data will be clean
There will be no error message
From the virtual machine

Everywhere I look
There's a tiny digital Hitler
Playing with my credit rating
Phones me when I'm masturbating

Everywhere I look
There's a tiny digital Hitler
Wiping all my files clean
Posting porno on my screen

There's a little voice in my ear
With a very calming tone
Telling me to connect now
Telling me to sync my phone

Everywhere I look
There's a tiny digital Hitler
Screwing with my network calls
Graffiti on all my walls

Everywhere I look
There's a tiny digital Hitler
Blocking all my innovations
Crashing all my applications

Everywhere I look
There's a tiny digital Hitler
Sending drones to spy on me
Smashing all my crockery

Everywhere I look
There's a tiny digital Hitler
Soiling my underwear
Puts a tin tack on my chair

Everywhere I look
There's a tiny digital Hitler
Operating in my head
Pissing in my flowerbed

Everywhere I look
There's a tiny digital Hitler
Sending letters to my bank
Sugar in my petrol tank